NO newlywed bliss?

Ok - this is it....
I"m through with the background information
tonight I'm just gonna settle for a good ol' breakdown....

Tonight I'm just gonna get down and dirty...

My husband left last Sunday - one week ago - for a work trip.
He will be gone for 3 straight weeks.  (so still 2 weeks to go)

Wanna guess when the last time we had sex was?
Anyone?????

The Saturday A WEEK BEFORE the Sunday he left....
so all week and weekend before he left... NO SEX.
yes - that's right.
didn't feel the need to make love to his wife before he left.
not the night before, not the morning he was leaving.
NADA.
and it's not just that we didn't have sex
NOTHING.
Maybe a kiss goodnight - but no real good make outs either.  NOTHING.

I just don't understand?????

This week was our 5 month anniversary since the wedding.
5 months.

and it's over?

REALLY?

Help me out someone........
is this normal?????/
because I'm struggling with feeling anything anymore.

And it's not like this is a new thing....
we didn't JUST stop having sex.
I feel like the day we got married, I suddenly became less attractive.  not hot anymore.  No longer desirable?

Am I crazy here?
Cause I'm FREAKING out and I just need to know if this is normal or not?

I just don't understand.

How can a man, in his RIGHT mind, be married to someone who WANTS to have sex.... NOT WANNA HAVE SEX????????  hardly EVER?????!!!!!!!!

EUREKA!!

I'VE DONE IT!!!!!!!!
write it down
take notes
are you ready for this????

after a lengthy meeting/discussion with some friends today...

I have concluded and will share with you now (with details coming in later blogs - so you HAVE to stay tuned) the secret to why our divorce rate is so high!!

Are you READY for this????

follow along...

men are in their prime at what?!  18?  19?  20's...
right?
let's think about this
when are women in their prime???
30's  late 30's... 40's....
hmmmmmm
and that's USUALLY when a marriage occurs right?

around 30ish
give or take a little.

FACT is... men have now surpassed their sexual prime while women are just entering theirs.
POINT IN CASE>>>>>>  ME!

So what do the women get in a marriage?
a man who's "past that" spontaneity and late night pillow talk and instead wants to watch the news and hit the sac... "got an early morning tomorrow"
YEP

this in turn creates.....
THE SEX DEPRAVED WIFE
grrrrrrrrrrrr

which in turn creates....
THE BITTER WIFE
which years down the road has now left you with what???
a COLD hearted BITCH!   :-)
{love, me!}

it's round about THAT time that the man realizes.....  hmmmmmm, my wife hates me and my life is miserable..  I MUST need a NEW shiny red convertible and I MUST get laid.

Exit the sex depraved hardened wife who's had enough
Enter the 22 year old "hot to trot" college girl to step right in where the man left off 20 years ago with his wife.
The grass now looks greener......

THE END.
Divorce in a nutshell    =)

Am I wrong?

Really?!!!! - LOL

just a thought.................